I'm not saying that men should act like robots and be slaves to etiquette, but some basic good manners will go a long way in helping you during your ascent to the top.

1 - Run with her on the beach.
2 - Give her your sweater when she’s cold
3 - Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4 - Learn to play the guitar for her.
5 - Comfort her when she’s scared.
6 - Watch the sunset with her.
7 - If she can’t sleep, read her a bedtime story.
8 - If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.
9 - Never force her to do anything.
10 - Call her beautiful, especially when she least expects it.
11 - Never let her walk home alone.
12 - Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13 - Always make the first move.
14 - Never lie to her, she’ll find out.
15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
16 - Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice is. ..she’ll like it.
17 - When she’s fighting with someone, defend her even when you don’t think she’s right.
18 - Accept her for who she is.
19 - Call her beautiful instead of hot nor sexy.
20 - Don’t let go first during a hug.
21 - Tell her if she has something in her hair.
22 - Tell her you love her before she sleeps every night.
23 - Never go through her messages.
24 - Making her look bad infront of your friends will make you look bad, too.
25 - Always have her back.
26 - Kiss her in the rain.
27 - Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
28 - Stay on the call with her even if she fell asleep.
29 - Let her fall asleep in your arms.
30 - Give her piggyback rides.
31 - Call her babe.
32 - Apologize when you’re wrong.
33 - Always open the door for her.
34 - b00bs or butts doesn’t matter.
35 - Notice the little things.
36 - Give her flowers.
37 - Good hygiene is a must.
38 - Be confident.
39 - Don’t swear.
40 - Carry things for her.
41 - Always be the stronger one.
42 - Pay for dinner.
Hold her chair.
44 - Be a good listener.
45 - Don’t brag.
46 - Compliment her.
47 - Don’t use her.
48 - Respect her.
49 - Perform random acts of kindness.
50 - Never take her for granted.
51 - Give her breakfast in bed.
52 - Hang out with her friends too, not just yours.
53 - Do whatever it takes to make her happy
54 - She’s more important than video games.
55 - Don’t make a promise if you’re going to break it.
56 - If she slaps you, you probably deserved it.
57 - She should have three things from you; your sweatshirt, a stuffed animal and a really pretty ring.
58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way
59 - If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
60 - Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
61 - Hug her from the back. 62 - Never insult her, even if you’re joking around.
63 - Never miss a date.
64 - Try your best to get her something on your vacation. (it doesn’t have to be expensive, as long as it’s from the heart)
65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for you. (it will mean the world to her)
66 - Never ask her to buy you things.
67 - If you love her, show her, not your friends.
68 - Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick flicks. (you might even like it)
69 - When she’s sick, don’t neglect her.
70 - Reply her texts.
71 - Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
72 - Never be late for a date.
73 - Unexpected surprises
74 - When both of you are in a fight, take the blame even if she’s wrong.
75 - Listen to what she has to say.
76 - If you know she loves you, don’t play with her emotions and take advantage of it.
77 - When she refuses to talk to you because you did something to upset her,insist and make up for it.
78 - Make her feel like a princess.
79 - Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the street.
80 - When she drops something, stop whatever you’re doing to help her.
81 - Never let her down of blow her off.
82 - Treat her like your best friend.
83 - Kiss the back of her hand.
84 - Love her when she least deserves it — that’s when she needs it the most.
85 - Tell her your stories and feelings too. She wants to hear them. Promise.
86 - Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings, she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding out later.
87 - Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.
88 - Believe her and believe in her.
89 - Always listen to what she has to say.
90 - Good grammar is sexy. 91 - Look her in the eyes.
92 - Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
93 - Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
94 - Have pillow fights with her.
95 - Never talk bad behind her back.
96 - Never be a jerk to her infront of her friends.
97 - Never go to parties or hang out with other girls without her.
98 - Never make excuses.
99 - Don’t talk to her when you’re mad. (you will screw something up)
100 - Don’t try to keep anything from her.
101 - Slip sweet notes in her locker. (they will make her day) 102 - Never let a day pass without saying ‘I love you’ to her.
103 - Always protect her from any kind of harm.
104 - Never give her a reason to think that she’s the man in the relationship.
105 - Grand gestures.
106 - Kiss her under the stars.
107 - Love her unconditionally .
108 - Make her an album of the songs that reminds you of her.
109 - Never lead her on if you know nothing’s going to happen.
110 - Never answer “Does this make me look fat?” question. (it’s a trick)
111 - If you love her, never let her slip away.
112 - Your warmth soothes her heart.
113 - When going out, don’t ask her what she wants to do, take charge and decide.
114 - Smile and laugh at her jokes, even if they aren’t funny. 115 - If you don’t have time for her, make time for her.
116 - Always be available for her.
117 - If you love her, tell her before it’s too late.
118 - Never forget an anniversary
119 - When you’re around her, always make her feel like you’re her first and last.
120 - It’s the little compliments that means alot to her.
121 - Show her off infront of your or her friends.
122 - When she’s tired, carry her.
123 - Never accuse her.
124 - Do it because you want to, not because you want something back in return.
125 - Actions speak louder than words.
126 - Have those I-love-you-more -figh­ts. (she thinks it’s cute)
127 - Don’t say whatever when you are arguing. (it’ll make her more mad)
128 - Never blame her for your mistakes.
129 - She loves that cute smirk. Promise.
130 - A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally .
131 - No more bro’s before ho’s. Well respected women, before bro’s.
132 - Don’t go anywhere without kissing her goodbye.
133 - Hold the door for every girl, attractive or not.
134 - Try to write a song for her, even if you’re not musically inclined. (she’ll love it no matter what)
135 - Text her good morning to have her day start with a smile.
136 - She comes first. Always.
137 - Never let her forget how much she means to you.
138 - Never let her fall asleep waiting for your call.
139 - Her “nothing” is always something.
140 - Never tell a girl she doesn’t understand. Ever. Chances are she does.
141 - Forehead kisses.
142 - Have a day for just you and her, she loves the one on one time.
143 - Have tickle fights with her (but let her win)
144 - Dance with her even when there’s no music on.
145 - Stay up, even if you are tired to talk or chat with her
146 - Never give her a reason to doubt your feelings for her. 147 - Never reject her kisses or hugs.
148 - Don’t text or call her just because you’re bored.
149 - Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her sentence
150 - Love her for who she is, not for who you want her to be.

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To whom I’m certain, this will concern someday:
I had this very strange dream yesterday, and in Τ̣̣ђё dream, I was talking with my mom and she told me she read all my letters but none of them really mentioned Τ̣̣ђё kinda guy I was. She then asked me (in my dream) to write this piece.
so DEAR FUTURE WIFE, Instead of contributing to the growing divorce rate, I’d rather you see these potential deal breakers in advance, far before we tie the knot.

* I have THE WORSTMEMORY EVER. That’s actually an understatement, but there are no words in the English language to explain just how forgetful I can be. It’s probably going to seem like I’m an awful listener,but I assure you that’s not the case. I’m fantastic at hearing all of your comments, concerns, requests, etc. —I’m just not capable of retaining more than two percent of what you’ve said for any longer than five minutes. The phrase, “Can you remind me to _______?” should never be directed toward me, ever. Simply put: I don’t remember ANYTHING.

*I hate bugs. All of them. Here’s fair warning, if we see a cockroach in the bathroom, I’m not even going to attempt to kill it
[1]. It’s important that we take preventative measures in advance to make certain that critters are kept to a minimum. We’ll spray outside to secure the perimeter, leave those poisoned roach baits in select spots and keep crumbs and spills to a minimum. On the plus side, I am willing to kill select insects, including but not limited to: ants, tiny spiders,moths, house flies and in some rare cases, crickets.

* I break more stuff than I’m capable of fixing. At times can be a smidgen clumsy, which often results in random objects being broken. Whether it’s a dish, the lever on the recliner chair, the car, or the sink; you spend enough time around me and you will most definitely deal with an abnormal amount of “out of order” signs. The plus side, however, is that I will attempt to fix anything and everything. Sure, it often goes awry because I have the repairing abilities of Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor, but what I lack in skill, I make up for in effort. Google and persistence are often enough to fix any damage without calling a pricey repairman. Another positive: The one thing that I’ll never break is your heart.

* I cry on some occasions. Three occasions, specifically:
1. When someone close to me passes away.
2. When I am peeling onions
3. When that Nigeria commercial on CNN comes on.

* Most of the time Occasionally I’m really cheap smart at shopping. I take great pride in being a frugal grocery shopper. I’m capable of taking 1000 bucks and turning it into a fully stocked kitchen. Τ̣̣ђё downside? I invest in a lot of off brand products. ‘Tin Tomatoes and Grounded pepper ’ aren’t quite as delicious as ‘fresh tomatoes and pepper’ but for N60 less, I’ll take ‘em! I understand if there are certain things that you prefer to purchase the name brand of.

* I have a firm no farting rule. It isn’t cute or amusing at all . I’m not sure who created this notion that passing gas on or around each other signifies some type of milestone in a relationship’s strength, but they are wrong. I won’t fart near you, you don’t fart near me and we’ll both breathe in peace.

* I can’t cook (somebody lied). Not even a little bit. I’m not one of those guys who expect dinner preparation to be handled strictly by the woman. Unfortunately, due to my zero cooking abilities :-D, I can only contribute so much. If you need someone to boil water, preheat the oven, add a dash of salt or set the table —I’m your guy. Anything else and you’re playing with fire… Literally; I’ve started dozens of kitchen infernos making things as simple as frying plantains.

* When my sports teams lose, so does everyone around me. I can’t help it, my passion as a fan gets Τ̣̣ђё best of me from time to time and I radiate negativity after tough losses. DOUBLE WARNING: I’m an ARSENAL fan so be prepared for some serious pessimism every year during each premier league season.

* I don’t really believe in Valentine’s Day. Sorry, but it’s man made and Τ̣̣ђё concept of being nice to your partner one random day out of the year is preposterous.


As bad as all those things may sound, I’d like to list a few positives as well, just to balance things out.

*. I shower AT LEAST twice a day, everyday.

*. #I#never#use#hashtags #on#Twitter. That’s got to count for something .#Right?

*. I just love waiting for a girl, no matter how long it takes, while she does her shopping[4].

*. I’m one of the most accurate pissers ever; not a single drop on the seat since ’95. As a result of my precision, I never have to lift the seat up to urinate.

2012 is my absolute, favourite movie of all-time. I’ve seen it at least 50 times.

P.S :
*If you want to know more, add me on facebook *winks* and if you are my friend on facebook already..... Indicate by raising your hands...

I know I might not strike you as a sports kind of guy maybe because I hardly write sport-related stuff but I am, I promise. Matter of fact, I'm a die-hard Arsenal fan and I'm actually at the point of dying literally.

You see, I'm a very committed and patient man, little wonder I'm Nigerian. If you are reading this and are Nigerian, then I salute and celebrate you. Presently, there are a lot of similarities between Arsenal and Nigeria. One remarkable, obvious one is that you have to have a heart of stone to survive the love for them seeing as both of them are widely regarded as underachievers.

Nigeria is a country blessed with so much potential, raw material, natural resources, etc; just as Arsenal is a team blessed with talent, raw material (wonderful youth academy), natural resources (home grown talent). However, both successfully (with ease) break the hearts of their fans year after year.

It's been seven years since Arsenal last won a trophy and it's almost seven years since Nigeria had a leadership that at least brought some form of goodwill the way of its people. The Obasanjo regime probably remains our best in terms of the dividend(s) of democracy.

Arsenal is a team that plays the best, attractive, entertaining football; but has failed to see that entertainment alone does not win trophies. In the modern day game, the best players win trophies. This is similar to Nigeria where we possess a system attractive to the onlooker outside; this attracts investors but they come only to discover that the best hands are not managing these institutions.

Oh, how can I forget to mention that Arsenal has a strict wage policy that limits the earnings of its best players to sums as ‘paltry’ as $80,000 while their counterparts of less quality earn even more. This is similar to our dear country where our strict wage policy sees workers earn a minimum of N18,000 monthly. Their 'counterparts' washing toilets in other countries earn more.

For the past seasons, Arsenal has lost most of its best players to other clubs as a result of the annoying wage policy or their hunger for titles. Thierry Henry, Robert Pires, Emmanuel Adebayor, Kolo Toure, Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri and soon Robin Van Persie all moved and won the trophies they sought; as well as got paid well for it. Our country, Nigeria is gradually becoming a breeding ground for the fresh minds who discover that there is little room for them to be all they desire tobe. There is little renumeration after work is done; and as such, greener pastures are sought elsewhere.

Are we going to keep being the 'feeder team' to the other nations of the world while ours continually rots? Do our policies need to be altered? Are we going to keep 'entertaining' and producing talent while the world snaps them up and urges us to do more?
Enough is enough. We need a change and we need it now.

I believe in Nigeria.

Kelvin Igbodo

The sun is shining, I can feel its warmth but it is dark in here. I strain my eyes and still can not see. It is dark in here.
Familiar sounds come through, laughter, people passing, voices I recognises but more voices and sounds I do not know. I am scared, frightened and excited all at once. Even though I can not see, there is a rush of excitement. I know that something is about to happen but I am unsure of what to expect. It is the first day of High School! and I am a small caterpillar emerging from the safety of my egg that has kept me from harm. I poke my head out and blink as my eyes adjust to the brightness and new surrounding, this will be my second home for the next SIX years. I am a tiny caterpillar hungry for learning, hungry to explore the whole new world around me. There is so much that needs to be done if I am to fulfill the plan that is in front of me. What is the plan? This I do not know. This new world is so big. Will I ever make it up the front steps? There are so far away and I am so tiny.
I slowly begin my trek. I stretch out my legs, one at a time, turning my head every which way. There are insects and bugs of all shapes and sizes. Some are huge, strutting through the halls like they own the place, obviously they do as they go about their business ignoring a lowly little caterpillar trying to just get through her first day outside the safety of her egg. Others are even smaller than me if that is at all possible, scared and crying in the corners of the longest hallways anyone has ever seen. Slowly and determined I make it to my classroom: JSS ONE DIAMOND.
I am excited to meet my newest friends, ladybug, dragonfly and inch worm. We are an unlikely troop but we know we connect. These will be my companions through my High School. The day drags on and before i know it i have survived the very first day of my High School. I am a little stronger, more confident and a little bit bigger.
As the year passes quickly, I am now not so little but still a little scared. There is such a big world out there. I know that I will not learn everything I will need to fully be ready for my future in one year. This is a slow process and I am relieved. My friends and teachers are always there encouraging me to keep crawling along the hallways. My brain is absorbing so much and I see my self growing even bigger. My parents feed me more, helping me grow even more. I am learning that great things come in small strides but I am eager to keep learning and growing. Soccer and Track have become an adventure. A new path for me to explore. As the first school year comes to an end, I have confidence, goals, friends, ideas and I am not a little caterpillar anymore, but still growing.
Year Two approaches and I find myself almost as scared as the first day of High School. As I approach the front of Command Day Secondary School, Ikeja, I am surprised to realize that the steps don't seem as far away as i remembered. They might not have seemed as far but they do seem almost as high. My legs are still short but stronger as I creep up the steps. Peering over the top I quickly recognise my old friends. Ladybug has new spots this year! Dragonfly can now hover backwards and inch worm's coat has lost its baby fuzz. We are growing even if at different paces. School is harder than last year. more classes, more papers, reports and expectations. There is a strange word we keep hearing, UNIVERSITY. We are told that this is a bigger world with bountiful opportunities and we must start thinking about our future. Our future? What is that? How am I suppose to worry about my future when I was only hatched a year ago? Don't teachers know this? What can they expect from a little caterpillar like me? I put it on the pay no mind list for now. I think that I have plenty of time. I still need my teachers and parents. I am still learning.
My second year has flown by. I made lots of new friends, gone to bonfires, dated, read, ate knowledge and I am getting even bigger! I am now able to scoot through the halls and across the courtyard. I figured out shortcuts to my classes and bathrooms. Now I can even make it through 4 classes without getting tired. I am told this is a big accomplishment and my teachers, friends and parents are proud of me. My goal is to make it through the halls, across the courtyard and to the field all by myself. That's my goal, to make it to the football field. If I can make it to the football field, i know that I have accomplished my goal. I have not been able to do so, I am still growing.
Jamb? What are those? WAEC? Wait, I'm only a little caterpillar, why the hurry? I still have growing to do! Apparently, these exams are pretty important. I am told that if i want any kind of future that I must prepare myself for these exams. I study, study and study even more. As I pass the glass windows, I stare at my reflection. I have grown into a beautiful caterpillar but i can't help but feel that there is more for me. I am confused with this feeling. Is it because I am urged by my parents, teachers, friends and counselors to focus on my future? Is it because I feel that I am still incomplete? I have learned so much in Five years. I have eaten my way through Five long years of knowledge and just when it seems that i can't possibly learn anymore I realize that i am still as new as the first day of High School. How can that be? I ask my friends,and they are just as confused. I am happy to know that I am not alone.
Waking up today, I feel different. It is dark again and I can barely see my hand in front of my face. I am now a big caterpillar , I am in SS3, SS3 GOLD!! This is the moment I have waited for. For Five years, I crawled slowly through classes, just going about my business. Now, today I strut through the long hallways that don't seem that long after all. I am a senior! I watch as the newest insects and bugs look up at me trying not to make eye contact. Ido remember that first day. I was so scared, so new. Now, i look up at the beautiful buildings that gave me security and guidance and find it strange that i was ever scared. These walls and building gave me the purpose I have today. I am tired, dizzy and want to sleep. That word, University comes up again. Jamb, Post Jamb, Diploma, Pre Degree. I thought SS3 was suppose to be the fun year. the kick back year. I still have so much to learn, so much to ask. I am dizzy again and I close my eyes for a moment. Just one moment. Days swirl, voices deafen, sights blur, it's all closing. I look at my reflection in the window once more. i am no longer a tiny hungry little caterpillar. I am a huge, big caterpillar and now fully encased with my thoughts, ideas, and goals. I feel like sleeping for 3weeks. Always one more report, one more assignment to do. And all I want to do is take a nap.
As my it comes to a close, I nibble at my encasing, stretch my mind, poke my head up and into the bright sky. I smell new scents, hear new songs, see new roads in front of me. As I look around, I have found that I have been a busy little caterpillar, only I am not a caterpillar anymore! I started into this world as a tiny caterpillar, hungry for direction and knowledge and emerged from my encasing a bright and beautiful butterfly.As my wings begin to dry i reminisce over the past 4 years .The friends i have made, the teachers that have touched my life and my parents that gave me their 100% support to become this remarkable creature. Thank you, to each of you for helping me become the butterfly that I am today.

Thank You Guyz.... (~_^)
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I’m just a young black man trying to do the best that I can.
But sometimes I go astray
And let negativity get in the way.
I know right from wrong
Because my mom sings it like a song.

But I feel I have to fit in
And be down with my friends.
I know you say that’s not the way
But you’re not on my streets day to day.
You don’t see what I see or feel what I feel But believe me its real.

I’m not a bad boy like some may think. I’m very intelligent but I’m not a saint.
I know I’ll succeed in life
Because when trouble comes myway I’ll think twice.
But no bodies perfect and I may stray again.
But just remember
I’m just a young Black man trying to do the best that I can.

I and so many other guys out there have had series of failed relationships in the past. Well I can't really place my fault in any of it bt u know what, Being comfortable with your other half is wonderful; however, girls tend unconsciously pick up some habits along the way that turn us off. Here are the top ten habits.

Over-analysing everything
They tend to over analyse the smallest thing you do...Why not give him the benefit of the doubt, by taking things at face value? If a guy says, ‘I’m a bit busy right now. Can I ring you later?’ chances are, work’s really quite hectic. One kiss in his texts instead of the usual two doesn’t mean he’s gone off you. This way, you’ll save yourself a heap of stress.

Wearing too much make-up
Good. You are making an effort to look good for him, but caking on too much slap could make you look older and too artificial. False eyelashes, contact lens and hair extensions all have their place, but a girl can look fabulous without resorting to these tricks. Don’t you think it’s much better to enhance your natural beauty instead of hiding it and remind him how gorgeous you really are?

Shop till you drop!
If a man is lucky enough to share his life with a girl, chances are, he has to share it with a massive shoe collection as well. Dragging him around the mall for hours, splurging obscene amounts of cash and then taking up valuable storage space with your spoils can drive him up the wall. Perhaps leave your partner at home next time!
Taking so much time to get ready
Even if the end result is a vision of beauty, it takes a very forgiving man to shrug off a three-hour wait. Men understand women want to look their best, but being ready quickly will show how laid back you are, and give you both more time to have fun.

Gossiping
According to scientific types, a good gossiping session is a way of bonding and triggers the release of endorphins; those hormones that make us feel happy. This is all well and good, but when it is the focus of the gossip is someone the man knows too, it can be very awkward next time he sees them.

Pinching other people’s chips
No one’s going to judge a girl if she orders her own plate of chips, or a dessert for that matter. But if you virtuously stick to a salad and then proceed to demolish the tasty stuff from the plate opposite, it’ll raise a few eyebrows. Go on and order the chocolate pudding if you want it. And don’t worry if you don’t want to share!

Obsessing about weight
Women are bombarded with images of perfect beauty, so it’s no wonder, fretting about your appearance is an hourly past-time. But even though it might not seem like it, men just aren’t as interested in such! If you radiate self-confidence, no one’s going to notice those extra three pounds you put on recently.

Nagging
Women have a habit of going on in such a way that the more they nag, the lower the chance their man will ever do whatever it is they’re being asked. The solution? Do it yourself! Failing that, ask sweetly and sparingly, and lavish him with gratitude when it eventually gets done.

Talking too much
Really, girls love to chat. In the ladies’ restroom, at the gym, in the workplace, there is something to say most of the time. But while no one likes an awkward silence, it’s worth remembering your man is not your sound board, like your best friend might be. Stick to subjects that will interest you both and ask lots of questions – especially when you’re getting to know each other.

Probing men’s inner thoughts
You’re snuggled up on the sofa, enjoying a rare moment of peace and quiet. And then comes this question – ‘What are you thinking?’ You’re only trying to foster the atmosphere of intimacy and perhaps hoping for some proof that you’re the centre of his thoughts. But his mind may have already wandered to yesterday’s football scores and he’ll have to lie to keep you happy. Compliments are lovely, but if you wait until he chooses to dish them out, they’ll be that much sweeter

 

Just two days of no rain and This Lagos heat has become a nuisance. At every opportunity I get, I’m either taking a bath or looking for a pool to dive into, or errr grabbing a cold coke.

Okay, we all know that the coke part is probably most frequent. But can you blame me? It doesn’t even make sense how hot it is. The sad part is the ‘no light’ that came with it. Kainji Dam decided to pack up on us too. Maybe the heat got to it. Put all these together and you don’t even want me to start describing to you what it feels like to sleep at night. Yeah, don’t forget the mosquitoes too.