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Laugh Off 2
Hman was inside a bus heading to Lagos from Abraka.
He told the driver and other passengers that"Please if we get to Warri,tell me o".
They all answered Yes Sir. On the long trip, Many passengers slept, The driver and those left had forgotten what he had said.
After several hours of driving, Lagos was closeby and Warri 5hours behind, Hman shouted; Haven't we gotten to Warri?
The driver exclaimed! "Oh! Warri is 5hours behind!
Immediately, Hman started crying"Take me back to Warri" Without any other option, The driver turned and headed back to Warri and on getting there after 5hours, He told him "You can come down sir, This is Warri". Hman dipped his hand into his ghana must go bag and brought out paracetamol, and swallowed two tablets and then smiled and said; "Thank God, My Mother said when i get to Warri i should take paracetamol, Now lets go to Lagos!
"THE DRIVER FAINTED.
He told the driver and other passengers that"Please if we get to Warri,tell me o".
They all answered Yes Sir. On the long trip, Many passengers slept, The driver and those left had forgotten what he had said.
After several hours of driving, Lagos was closeby and Warri 5hours behind, Hman shouted; Haven't we gotten to Warri?
The driver exclaimed! "Oh! Warri is 5hours behind!
Immediately, Hman started crying"Take me back to Warri" Without any other option, The driver turned and headed back to Warri and on getting there after 5hours, He told him "You can come down sir, This is Warri". Hman dipped his hand into his ghana must go bag and brought out paracetamol, and swallowed two tablets and then smiled and said; "Thank God, My Mother said when i get to Warri i should take paracetamol, Now lets go to Lagos!
"THE DRIVER FAINTED.
Laugh Off
A Family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, Sent by their Sister.
The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which reads below :
My Dearest Brothers and Sisters,
I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos.
Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high.
You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat.
Just share amongst yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior.
There are ...four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Deji's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Dayo, and the rest are for my nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just share them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. Chike, The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be shared among the teen- age girls there.
I hope they like the colours.
Your loving sister Nene
Note : Please take care and find a nice dress for Mama for her burial.
In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING ΤOO WELL.
The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which reads below :
My Dearest Brothers and Sisters,
I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos.
Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high.
You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat.
Just share amongst yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior.
There are ...four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Deji's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Dayo, and the rest are for my nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just share them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. Chike, The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be shared among the teen- age girls there.
I hope they like the colours.
Your loving sister Nene
Note : Please take care and find a nice dress for Mama for her burial.
In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING ΤOO WELL.
