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poem | Tortoise

E don tey wey dis Tortoise dey over-do; None of the other animals dey gbadun his cruise/

He no get RESPECT, him always dey rude.. if you and Tortoise do RUNZ he must surely cheat you/

God come send all the birds invitation___ talk say party dey for heaven for December/
Na HIM Tortoise come use Agidi as an Elder, come TAX all the Birds, one, one feather.

You go Fear now?__ me I no dey LIE! __ abi you never see Tortoise wey dey Flyy for broad-day light??

The food na DIEE! Shayo was excess/ Tortoise come dey prove say him no really get sense/
He dey Run him mouth; dey Yarn nonsense/ Na soo all the Birds come begin VEX/

So when him dey sleep/dey come collect their Feather/
Then left HIM there and flew back to the Zanga

Tortoise come send his wife BBM message___
“I wan Jump from Heaven; Bring Mattress”
Trust Network Nauuu…. She no get the message……………………………………../

So the Tortoise Fell to the ground and Broke his shell

THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT…

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Monday, 10 December 2012
Posted by LordHman's Blog

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