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poem | Tortoise
E don tey wey dis Tortoise dey over-do; None of the other animals dey gbadun his cruise/
He no get RESPECT, him always dey rude.. if you and Tortoise do RUNZ he must surely cheat you/
God come send all the birds invitation___ talk say party dey for heaven for December/
Na HIM Tortoise come use Agidi as an Elder, come TAX all the Birds, one, one feather.
You go Fear now?__ me I no dey LIE! __ abi you never see Tortoise wey dey Flyy for broad-day light??
The food na DIEE! Shayo was excess/ Tortoise come dey prove say him no really get sense/
He dey Run him mouth; dey Yarn nonsense/ Na soo all the Birds come begin VEX/
So when him dey sleep/dey come collect their Feather/
Then left HIM there and flew back to the Zanga
Tortoise come send his wife BBM message___
“I wan Jump from Heaven; Bring Mattress”
Trust Network Nauuu…. She no get the message……………………………………../
So the Tortoise Fell to the ground and Broke his shell
THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT…
He no get RESPECT, him always dey rude.. if you and Tortoise do RUNZ he must surely cheat you/
God come send all the birds invitation___ talk say party dey for heaven for December/
Na HIM Tortoise come use Agidi as an Elder, come TAX all the Birds, one, one feather.
You go Fear now?__ me I no dey LIE! __ abi you never see Tortoise wey dey Flyy for broad-day light??
The food na DIEE! Shayo was excess/ Tortoise come dey prove say him no really get sense/
He dey Run him mouth; dey Yarn nonsense/ Na soo all the Birds come begin VEX/
So when him dey sleep/dey come collect their Feather/
Then left HIM there and flew back to the Zanga
Tortoise come send his wife BBM message___
“I wan Jump from Heaven; Bring Mattress”
Trust Network Nauuu…. She no get the message……………………………………../
So the Tortoise Fell to the ground and Broke his shell
THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT…
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