T’was late last night when I went to sleepI’d been so worked up so I slept too deepI was oblivious of my phone’s “beep-beep”And I did not know someone’d come to peepHe opened my door and in did creepHe had no idea someone else’d been thereSitting cool.

To those that wrote on my Facebook wall, (about 300+)2days ago was my birthday. Yeah! But unlike when I turned 18 (old enough to bet the ponies) or when I turned 20 (duh), I don't really care. And like many of us on our *special days*, I got a lot of.

“The Lord sent Jonah to Nineveh to the…the lord sent Jonah to the people of….the lord sent…aaargh!”I groaned in frustration. This just wasn’t working. I wasn’t cut out for any kind of reading. If it came to looking cool hanging out with chicks,just looking.

On the day that I saw the world.For the first time, frightening, I so feeble,So wide and big and filled with people.I, weeping for the loss of the cocoon that shielded,They, rejoicing for the gain of a one so awaited.The questions in mind as they hoisted.

Dear God,We’re tired of praying prayers that have no faith. You know us better than we know ourselves so why do we constantly try to play on Your intelligence? We know that we don’t spend much time with You throughout the day because the duties of life.

I miss waking up each morning to the message you sent while I slept...."Stopping by to drop a kiss in your dreams"I miss hearing your voice when it’s all groggy nd tiny from not enough sleep...."Hey babe! Good morning… Have an awesome day"I miss bugging.

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Dear Future Wife,I know it's been a long time I wrote to you. The devil have tried every available means possible to make me forget about you. For example if you read my "April fools' experience" Gosh! That was the closest I came to cheating on you..

Its Seven days to my bday!!! Yaaaaaayy!!Unfortunately, I have exams that day. :-(But notwithstanding, I don't want this bday to be like every other bday I've had for the last 20years. C'mon I officially enter the right drinking age.So here's a guide.

It’s so infuriating the way most girls think. They say they are not the weaker vessels, that they are equal to the average man, but then they go around to expect men to open the door for them and wait for them to enter the room before we can, before.

All I had on my mind was to have a mad night of fun with this sweet girl I had just met and hardly knew.Slim', was her name if memory serves.( Well you didn’t think I was going to mention her name) She was a lovely gal and I was so happy when I ran.