Archive for February 2012
MY HAPPY ST' VALATINE'S DAY!!
So ysterday was fun. Probably d best i'v eva had in sch. In the morning i went for class which unfortunately didnt hold so after waisting transport fare to class i wasted another back home. It was then i checked my fone and saw over 30 mesages on my.
How I Usually Spend My Frigging Saturday
So heres how i like to get down on saturdays...wake up extremely early for no apparent reason..just so i can declare that i woke up first.lay in bed for 30 minutes fantasizing about one thing...or one person i know i cant get... ntoday twas ...One girl.
LASGIDI And The Many Stuffs In My Small Head.
It's been barely 24 hours i left lag and i am already missing her!Lagos can be a very hectic place, the hustle and bustle, the never ending traffic.Yesterday on my way to the park were i was gonna take a bus to school, me and mumcie where stuck in go-slow.
Laugh Off 2
Hman was inside a bus heading to Lagos from Abraka.He told the driver and other passengers that"Please if we get to Warri,tell me o".They all answered Yes Sir. On the long trip, Many passengers slept, The driver and those left had forgotten what he had.
Laugh Off
A Family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, Sent by their Sister.The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.When they opened.
Poem | Shit Called NEPA
THE FEAR OF NEPALord of darknessserial joy killeri detest youand your ability to make a fine day bluewhy do u posses such power over mehow come u have a knack for making my dayseem gloomymaybe if i had a lifeyour incompetence wouldnt anger meyour only.
SNAKE ON A PLANE.....in naija!
My fellow Nigerians. what are the odds that areal life enactment of the movie "snakes on aplane" would have happened in our beloved country.Passengers heading for jand from naija got the shock of their lives(like it's surprise me) when they discovered.
BEWARE! THAT PUFF-PUFF SELLER MIGHT BE AN ARMED ROBBER
Last two week's sunday sun..had a caption which read''BEWARE! THAT PUFF-PUFF SELLER MIGHT BE AN ARMED ROBBER"And i couldnt just help but laugh my head off. Its bad enough that they are making business bad for honest puff-puff sellers who go about their.
Epistle Of The Diva | Thought I Should Share
This shit happend a while back. by the way, i am the WORST COOK ON EARTH! Well fortunately, we have someborry that cooks for us. Yet, unfortunatly fortunate( i have no clue) that day the cook didnt come to work...so i guess my mum prepared lunch when.
Epistle Of The Diva | Having Weird Dreams Lately
Ive been having really weird dreams lately.... Sometime ago i had this one of me in a slutty school girl outfit sitting on Tony B.