Archive for January 2012

Epistle Of The Diva | How i was Sentenced to one week in spiritual rehab (deliverance) and a lifetime of spiritual blackmail by my parents...

Ok, recently i was parading about in my room in ma thong..with my small ikebe.....feeling all sexy and all...then my mum walks in on me...see's me wearing a thong....and throws a fit..calls my dad and reports 2 him...that am changing into some wayward.
Monday, 30 January 2012
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Epistle Of The Diva | Issues With Puberty

It is said that a teenage girls first problems starts with the first sprouting of her breasts … well not with all teenage girls….but in my case,its so true I was so bent on growing those damned breast that It consumed my world. My grades dropped..i became.
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GIRLS And Their Definition Of The Word ''FRIENDSHIP''

HAPPY STRIKING!!!Dont u just hate it when people(Girls) suddenly remember ur alive only when they need something from u? They only remember ur number when they need some money.... All the while u probably dnt exist... some babe that i have been eyeing.
Sunday, 29 January 2012
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The Relationship From Hell

It’s either, am pregnant or someone is pregnant is for me because I have been craving some really odd meals at very odd times of the day. Like craving Pounded yam and Onugbu soup *Does that even exist?* by 8:00am and then craving Beans & Garri by.
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SEX SEX SEX!!!

Now that i have ur attention.....ok am sorry..am sorry i had to lure u into reading my blog thinking u were going to read some really juicy story....only to read about the goings on in my non-existence boring life...Have u ever had this dream where.
Saturday, 28 January 2012
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Tourist Turns Terrorist!

When Elizabeth Grimm arrived in Nigeria, shedidn’t expect to end up in a lunatic asylum after taking 14 innocent lives. We decided to interview her to find out what would push a self-respecting young European tourist to dowhat she did.Naijarita : Hello.
Thursday, 26 January 2012
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Whose Porn Is It? | Part one

It all started with an innocent trip down to the video club to rent the movie "crash" for my mother,who wanted to see it after it was featured on Oprah. Somehow she cudnt watch it that day...which was the day before yesterday, so she decided to wait.
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Childhood Days | What I Miss.

I sooo missed being a child right now! Its been like 20years already! Wow! How time flies. You know, now everybody expects you to take things serious no fun and cool things are allowed any more from you. You cant make jokes with things that normally.
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
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Super Story. A Must Read! | Part Two

*From Last Post*She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why.
Saturday, 21 January 2012
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Super Story. A must Read! | Part One

When i first saw this on the internet a while back, i was literally crying. *Assin ehn water comot for my eyes* i have had this on my laptop and have read it 1001 times and i still get the same feelings.If you havnt read this before, you should now,.
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Okafor's Law Of Congodynamics.

Have you ever wondered why Girls especially will always accept to be ''Apakolyzed by there 'EX'??Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni??Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you...Okafor's.
Friday, 20 January 2012
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To My Future Wife | letter 2

It's been ages i wrote to you last, not my fault honey. I've been making plans on how to take perfect care of you.But here I am, thinking about you again and wondering if you’re thinking about me. I have come to the point where I am finally starting.
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
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Best Pick Up Lines | Help A Brother Out.

Ok people. Let’s have a bit of fun. Sometime in school, I saw a very pretty lady that I would have loved to hang out with sometime but for the 10 minutes or so she spent at the reading hall, I couldn’t come up with a smart conversation starter.I know.
Monday, 16 January 2012
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All About Ivy Blue | A true Blessing.

Jay Z also in a new song titled - Glory, revealed very personal details about his and Beyonce's struggles to have a child. He rapped about Blue being conceived in Paris and Beyonce once having a miscarriage. Continue to read lyrics from the song...Reference.
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AsoEnglish | Nigeria First Lady Releases Another Bomb!!

Nigeria First Lady Releases Another Bomb!!It has been known that Our Dear GoodLuck Jonathan Wife- Our First lady is Always on the Front page of the Newspaper Promoting AsoEnglish. This morning she has release another bomb! And the Newspaper Love herfor.
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Official Ara video + Download link

Official Video of the smash hit single Ara (Wonders) from Chocolate City by Brymo ( Ibrahim ashimi Olawale ) the video was shot on location in Lagos Nigeria and directed by Aje Filmworks [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bq1F9hV8g&rel=0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3]yall.
Thursday, 5 January 2012
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To My Future Wife

Dear future wife,I don’t know if you are out here or reading this right now! If you are, please print this letter and bring it to our wedding reception. It will make a good read before our guests.They say behind every successful man is a woman. I’ll.
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Goodluck Jonathan Sets World record, becomes the most cursed President on Facebook

Goodluck Jonathan, the soft spoken President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has become the most cursed President ever on facebook following his removal of fuel subsidy in Nigeria. What makes this a world record is because the curses are coming from.
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My 2012 Resolution

It’s been a wonderful 2011. A year in which the most amazing things and also“ not too good ” things have happened. A year in which I cried my heart out, had the worst heartache, toothache, buttache(u knw the rest) and also had the silliest fights. A.
Monday, 2 January 2012
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