Archive for 2012
My 2013 mega-pixel (Resolution)
Last year at about this time, I wrote a list of New Year’s Resolutions for 2012.Do you ever go back to your list from last year and check on whether you followed through on your resolutions, or whether you forgot about them the moment you put your pen.
Letter To My Ex-Girlfriend
What I intend now to say is… is… is… I loved you truly; I liked your smile, your laugh, and your beautiful black glistening eyes, I liked the curl of your hair, I liked the touch of your soft skin, I liked your sexy voice(NT the fake ones), and I liked.
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
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An Open Letter To Arsenal Players
An Open Letter to Arsenal Players by a Young Lady Goonerette (Fridah Kariuki)Dear Arsenal players,I use the word ‘dear’ because I love Arsenal and also because you are an expensive lot to support.Supporting you has not been easy. I will start by informing.
How I Got My First Kiss
I’m writing this with the hope that a part of it will make sense at the end of the day but if it ends up making no sense, please forgive me.While waiting for my mum & younger sis to tidy up their facelift, random thoughts kept crossing my mind and.
poem | Tortoise
E don tey wey dis Tortoise dey over-do; None of the other animals dey gbadun his cruise/He no get RESPECT, him always dey rude.. if you and Tortoise do RUNZ he must surely cheat you/God come send all the birds invitation___ talk say party dey for heaven.
Poem | A love like ours
I know how you feel but I can’t force myself to Love you. Days gone by, trying to be real. Let’s not even argue.You See, I’ve tried & tried but I cannot deny the feeling is not the same for you.See, I can’t live a lie, you go find another guy who.
Wednesday, 5 December 2012
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That First Time | The Rejection
My desk was located at the back of the class and this provided me with a good view of all the girls in the class. Come to think of it, they weren’t really endowed back then but we had to make do with what we had. Back then, it never crossed my mind that.
Letter To My Ex-Girlfriend | With A Broken Heart
What I intend now to say is… is… is… I loved you truly; I liked your smile, your laugh, and your beautiful black glistening eyes, I liked the curl of your hair, I liked the touch of your soft skin, I liked your sexy voice(NT the fake ones), and I liked.
Monday, 3 December 2012
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My Wife's Not A Virgin
When Tunde informed us that he was getting married ,it came to us as a surprise. Tunde was known as Life CEO Players Club, Africa. If all the ladies that has slept with Tunde are asked to place their hands on each others shoulders,the line would be longer.
I Dont Like Her Friends
They say birds of the same feather flock together and many times I feel like it’s true but in this instance I hope it’s not. So I was dating this girl a while back, and for the most part she was a great girlfriend. No real cause to complain, but my.
Stupid BBM BCs | When will this mumu end
I’m actually pissed as I write this piece; but then again, I’m almost always pissed. When you live in Nigeria, you’re likely to always be on the edge of anger at a lot of things. There’s always something to tick you off, drive you off that precipice.
From My Book | That First Love
I sit down in the chair as I recall the event that happened at the restaurant. She broke up with me. I was shocked when the words came out of her mouth. She did not show any sign of not been happy with me. Yes, we fight like every couple but I thought.
Tuesday, 20 November 2012
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Ashewos' And The Men That Patronise Them
You do not need to stay on the Island or drive along Adeyemo Alakija to come in contact with Ashewos because Blackberry and Social network platforms like Facebook and twitter have made it so easy for these people to reach their customers and for their.
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Having A Bad Day
We have a featured writer Today. He's a good friend of mine.. Enjoy.Have you ever had an extremely bad day, I mean a really bad day. Am talking like when you wake up in the morning, your head is aching so you stand up to see yourself in the mirror and.
Monday, 19 November 2012
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When is The Right Time To Commit Suicide?
I need help …I need to understandI need an explanationI seriously do not understand the process people go through before they decide to take their own life.I’ve been through a lot, but what’s the real definition of “ bad’? Life has not been all rosy.
Sunday, 18 November 2012
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KIDS!!! | Dont You Just H@#E Them
I have stopped going to Silverbird Cinemas and the E-Center. Why? Because I have no intention of being paraded on ‘Crime-fighters’ and spending the rest of my life in Kiri-Kiri maximum prison for voluntary manslaughter or something worse! There is something.
Another Break-up Story
“You don’t call me anymore…”“You only call me when you want to have sex…”“I asked you the other night, who was calling you at 5 A.M., you just brushed it off…”“I feel like you’re using me…”“I don’t fully trust you…”“Why did you makeup with me after our.
Thursday, 15 November 2012
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President Obama's Victory Speech..Awesome!
President Obama is definitely one of the best orators the world has even seen. Incredible speech. See it below... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Tonight, more than 200 years after a former colony won the right to determine its own destiny,.
Open Letter To My kid Sister On Her Birthday
Today is my little sister's birthday.and as such, today's post is dedicated to herand to that beautiful thing called sisterhood.Dear Elfrida,Happy birthday! Lemme say this, You're growing too fast!, Now, I know that I never actually admit my love to.
ALUU 4: Goodnight Pain
ALUU 4: Goodnight Pain. "thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny. Not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but our intentions were genuine and little did we know.
Yahoo Boyz No Laptop
A most unusual title, yes? I guess it best describes what you are about to read;I got a fraudulent SMS from an unknown number yesterday morning, and after some thought, I decided to write a post about it. The SMS goes thus; "Congratulation! You have.
What Exactly Do Women Want
What exactly do women want? I have asked myself this question numerous times and I have tried hard to figure it out. Truth be told, it might vary from woman to woman but really, we guys do not actually have a clue as to what women want. Even some of.
My Sugar Mummy and I: Hell Yea (The Concluding Part)
Teni came in early around 10:48am and I immediately knew that was impatient Teni waiting in line to get my rammifier (I’m sure I’m not the only one that names his dick) and I went to the gate to open it and there she was, ravishing (and somewhat revealing).
Letter To Mr President
Dear Mr. President, How are you today? I trust you are well? Well why wouldn’t you be? You are eating ₦1 million a meal per day, so yes! I am sure you must be in excellent and robust health. How is the Dame and the children, the baby-mama and aunty.